Do you still dream about girls, girls, girls?
Do you still cry anout girls that you've had?
Do you still cry about girls you wanted?
Shit. I had a whole rant/post typed up.
It was a half hour in the making and I accidentally hit a button that made my screen go back.
And now all my words are GONE.
Well, to hell with it.
Long story short:
I called Eric and he was with a friend. He was supposed to call me back, but once again forgot. (Which is a little irritating and I'm not sure what to do about it, so I will probably send a text this evening to remind him of my presence. Or something.)
Justin and I, after watching a movie about the senseless killing of Jews via a story about a two little boys' forbidden friendship, argued about war and politics. He thinks we can't get our shit out of Iraq quickly... I think we can if we wanted. (I mean, we got in and spread out pretty damn quick... lets just reverse that.)
Then I had a Megan Fox rant because I am tired of hearing about how hot she is. I would like her to shatter most of these men's dreams and be something other than an airbrushed beauty. (Please be photographed without your makeup on while reading an intellectual book. Scare those men, thanks.) The rant was brought about because I had to explain who she was because Justin didn't know her by her name... but once I said "she was in Transformers or something" he replied with "Oh yeah, she's hot." Just like every other man I know, that's all he had to say about her. It's kind of like the Sarah Palin thing all over again, except Megan Fox is (thankfully) not trying to get into public office.
I wish I was hotter. I'd get everything I wanted without having to work so hard for it.
Because men still rule the world and their penis rules them.
Which is a whole other rant that I did not actually get into in my lost post.
(PS: I found a photo of her wearing Ugg, or Ugg-like, boots. This, for reasons that I do not feel like explaining here because I want to try and get out of bed soon, made me laugh.)
Anyway, now I'm in a bad mood because my post was eaten and I worked so hard on it.
Comments
It seems that men love that "Look, I have an open orfice" pose. Haha.
No airbrushing. Sorry you disagree so vehemetly, but then again I don't understand your taste in men, either.
Oh, and she's one of two people I'd forgive for wearing Uggs. The other being pre-crack Lindsay Lohan.
She's still not reading a book or anything. She's shopping. And drinking tea.
If you find me a photo where she's reading (a real book and not a magazine), I will offer her a reprieve and never speak badly of her again. I promise. (I don't promise often.)
Right now, I'm on a Daniel Craig kick. Clive Owen will also do. (Sexy, intelligent, rough and tumble men who could throw me around quite easily.)
These are my unattainable crushes.
In real life, I tend to fall hardest for (a) men who try to have a soul, (b) men who are intelligent and (c) men who are smart asses. When I get a combination of two of these attributes, I'm incapacitated for months. When I get a triple whammy, I can be incapacitated indefinitely.
I found one. And I'm so freaking stupid because I just accidentally closed out of the window. Rest assured... she at least carries books with her for show. Now she's got to go a serious movie and she'll be ok by me.
I anxiously await her use of intellect, rather than breasts, on the world.
I will say no more on her. (Even though I still don't get it...)
Yes Daniel Craig is a good actor and I also like Clive Owen. Did you ever see him in the short BMW films? They were pretty good.
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/megan-fox-hottest-6-5-07.jpg
http://www.wonderday.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/megan_fox_backpack_00.jpg
Let's see... she also has some of her own poetry tattooed on her body, as well as a line from King Lear. More so, she's been mature enough to postpone her own engagement, stating that she's too young to rush to be married.
I just don't understand the irrational hatred expressed towards her, when all you females are allowed to gush at retarded boycandy all the time.
And no, I did not see him in the short BMW films.
I just hate to see women rely so heavily on their body in Hollywood... and I just don't see what the big fuss is. I understand she's "hot"... but just don't see how that gets everyone's panties in a twist.
And no... I am not implying that you objectify her, as you have found things about her that point to intelligence.
Also, I don't gush at retarded boy candy. In fact, my dreams about Robert Pattison were shattered when I saw, very clearly, that he smokes. (Not to mention, he looks half stoned in just about every photo taken.) I started to like Jude Law less when he was clearly a non-picky slut. I've allowed myself to like Ryan Reynolds because he dated Alanis Morisette and therefore he cannot be too dumb.Oh, and Patrick Dempsey has that "I'm a daddy" thing working for him.
Model-y looking guys/"hey look at my six-pack" poses do absolutely zero things for me.
But about those links:
That first photo I am not considering as evidence because she is, once again, half dressed, with a "I want to eat your penis" face on and not even facing the books.
I will, however, give points for the second one because she is wearing clothes. (And because I hold no ill will towards you, I will make them double points.)